real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
can we all just appreciate that peeta lives in a place called panem
panem is latin for bread
peeta lives in bread
I’m pretty positive The Hunger Games is just one, really long and depressing bread pun.
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Story of my life.
why is it not socially acceptable to talk to yourself in public
don’t tell me what to do
u wanna fucking go
Guess what I have a new fandom and it’s Jared Padalecki with dogs
Why y’all care about someone’s music taste so much as reason to date them? Yeah imma fuck his Vampire Weekend cd
Because music is such an important part of my life that if we don’t get along musically, we won’t get along sexually in the long term whatsoever.So you gonna fuck the cd?
I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE
I AM CRYING THE FUTURE IS NOW
I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WOULD WORK BUT
MOTHER FUCKING SORCERY
I didn’t believe this…so I tried
tumblr has opened to my eyes to so many things